This is a hilarious observation sent in by Vin Comparetto who is being featured by Jenny and Lori in zer0mile.
I was in a skate shop today perusing the video section and I overheard this conversation "So they asked me to watch the park cause they weren't done building it yet and I said sure I'll watch it (chuckle) and I watched it while cruising around it, it was awesome had the whole thing to myself, i messed my uniform up pretty good but it was awesome, Yeah just set up that natural concepts deck oh sick you have there video I'll get that too." I look up from the counter and I see a fully uniformed cop gettting a new natural concepts board and video. I couldn't help but be surprised. I mean this guy was a cop, like a full on slightly chubby marine crew cut cop with a gun, fully supporting a clearly marijuana inspired company. Did he know? does he care? The more I thought about it the more grave it seemed. This was beyond a dogs and cats living together scenario, it seemed that the general fabric of society was rotting before my eyes. Newtonian western society is clearly in its confused role bending final throws. Maybe I should have been shopping for a glock instead. My attempts at conversation in a gun store would sound just as suspect. "Yeah man this new glock is a sweet sidearm, can't wait to put some bullets in the clip and unload on some minorities, nice, pow pow yippe kay yay!"
I was in a skate shop today perusing the video section and I overheard this conversation "So they asked me to watch the park cause they weren't done building it yet and I said sure I'll watch it (chuckle) and I watched it while cruising around it, it was awesome had the whole thing to myself, i messed my uniform up pretty good but it was awesome, Yeah just set up that natural concepts deck oh sick you have there video I'll get that too." I look up from the counter and I see a fully uniformed cop gettting a new natural concepts board and video. I couldn't help but be surprised. I mean this guy was a cop, like a full on slightly chubby marine crew cut cop with a gun, fully supporting a clearly marijuana inspired company. Did he know? does he care? The more I thought about it the more grave it seemed. This was beyond a dogs and cats living together scenario, it seemed that the general fabric of society was rotting before my eyes. Newtonian western society is clearly in its confused role bending final throws. Maybe I should have been shopping for a glock instead. My attempts at conversation in a gun store would sound just as suspect. "Yeah man this new glock is a sweet sidearm, can't wait to put some bullets in the clip and unload on some minorities, nice, pow pow yippe kay yay!"
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